The Intercontinental Church of “Macho Man” Randy Savage

On Twitter yesterday, someone started following me. I saw their name and immediately started laughing. The website, as it turns out…is so much better! The Intercontinental Church of Macho Man Randy Savage is the funniest Macho Man tribute website I’ve come across!

It’s filled with posts like this:

Dear Macho, Help us spread your Madness everywhere we go, flood our souls with your Spirit and life.
Penetrate, yeah, and possess our whole being so utterly that our lives may only be a radiance of yours.
Shine through us and be so in us that every soul in the arena may feel your presence in our soul.
Let them look up and see no longer us, but only The Macho Man.
Stay with us and then we shall begin to shine as you shine, one shining star in the night, shining brighter than all the other ones.
The light, O Macho, will be all from you. None of it will be ours.
It will be you spreading Madness to others through us.
Let us thus praise you in the way you love best by spreading Madness to those around us.
Let us preach you without preaching, not by words, but by our example.
By the force of your falling elbow, the sympathetic influence of what we do,
the evident fullness of the love our hearts bear to you.
OHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Because of his tributes to The Macho Man, CM Punk is a patron saint of the church, and every Saturday is Slim Jim Saturday!

Hilarious! Check out their site! Also Like them on Facebook and follow them on Twitter! And yes, I did put “The Intercontinental Church of “Macho Man” Randy Savage” as my religious views on Facebook.


LET THE CHURCH SAY OOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEAH!

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